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"It will be your job to create major delays."

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Sloth traffic jam.

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Monday morning is nigh.

"Dad's home."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

The bus home.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Traffic Everywhere

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

The Off-Roading Commuter

Under the car park.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Lifelong friends

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Bumps in the road.

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'