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Jungle Taxi

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Natural gas

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"Dad's home."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Traffic Everywhere

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

Lifelong friends

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

Lap-Top Commuter.

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

Cuba public and private transport