Commute Champions Mugs

We apologize for the inconvenience.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Natural gas

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"Dad's home."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Traffic Everywhere

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Lifelong friends

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

Lap-Top Commuter.

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'