Commute Warriors Mugs

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Sloth traffic jam.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Gymnast's Commute

Heavy Traffic.

"Dad's home."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

Under the car park.

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

'I wonder what the excuse will be this time...'

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

Cuba public and private transport

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"