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Dammit merge.

A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative".

"Sorry, I'm late. My train was delayed."

"Care for something from our beverage cart?"

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Traffic Everywhere

"I see the 6.18 took another detour."

Road Rage Ahead.

Network SouthEast - "Sorry?.. you mean I pay you?"

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

Running Latte

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.