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Coming in first place is yet another average New Yorker late for work.

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Natural gas

Sloth traffic jam.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"Dad's home."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Traffic Everywhere

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Lifelong friends

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

Lap-Top Commuter.

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'