Commute Champion Pillows

Coming in first place is yet another average New Yorker late for work.

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

"I'll be a little late, I'm stuck on the train."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Jungle Taxi

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Natural gas

Sloth traffic jam.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"Dad's home."

Metro Sapien.

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Traffic Everywhere

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

Lifelong friends

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.