Commuter Champions Pillows

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Man stood outside car in traffic jam, seat strapped to his back.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

A white collar cow.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Running Latte

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Jungle Taxi