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A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Natural gas

Parallel Parking Garage

Metro Sapien.

"Dad's home."

The Bus Stop.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Fairy Friday."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Good Book?'

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Traffic Everywhere

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

Torah reading on the subway.

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Waiting and waiting and waiting room