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"This is my stop. May I be released?"

The Bus Stop.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Bus for Giraffes.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Road work next 15 years.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Heavy Traffic.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Screw Driver.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"