Long-suffering Commuter T-Shirts

"Oh no, even more misery"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Man whistles while driving his car.

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Snowman going to work.

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I gave on the E train."

'How am I doing?'

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

The Bus Stop.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Good Book?'

Road Construction Blues.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Jungle Taxi

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Clown Bike Rack

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Torah reading on the subway.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

The tube's a nightmare today

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School