Long-suffering Commuter Pillows

"Oh no, even more misery"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Man whistles while driving his car.

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

"I gave on the E train."

'How am I doing?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

The Bus Stop.

'Good Book?'

Road Construction Blues.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Clown Bike Rack

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Torah reading on the subway.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

The tube's a nightmare today

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"