Commuter Survivor Pillows

The tube's a nightmare today

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Heavy Traffic.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

The Bus Stop.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Pope Francis on public transport.

The Mystery of Rail Timetables

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

"I know we shouldn't expect a seat but this is ridiculous."

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

The Tube.

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

Public transport

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

Barry Tanner decides to take the window seat

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

The Staten Island Ferry and her lawyer, Alan M. Dershowitz

Road work ahead