Commuter Survivor Gifts

The tube's a nightmare today

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Heavy Traffic.

The Bus Stop.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

I wish I never had to ride on another bus for as long as I live. Is there a Greek God of cabs I can pray to? I think his name is "Hackus." Bus.

Pope Francis on public transport.

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

The Mystery of Rail Timetables

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

"I know we shouldn't expect a seat but this is ridiculous."

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

The Tube.

Public transport

The Staten Island Ferry and her lawyer, Alan M. Dershowitz

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

Road work ahead

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

"I'm sure there's something I've forgotten!"