Public Transport Survivor Gifts

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

Packed like sardines

Tough commute

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

Commuter noose.

It suddenly dawned on Gerald that he was a little premature returning to work after his stomach bug.

"I know we shouldn't expect a seat but this is ridiculous."

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

We're barely gonna make it!

Bus Stop

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

"I took the road less travelled..."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"He misses his commute ."

The Bus Stop.