Public Transport Warrior Gifts

'Have you been waiting long?'

'What?....I was just clearing my throat.'

Bus timetable at bus stop, "Bus stuck in traffic jam timetable"

'All the trains are knackered today... so get walking you lazy gits!'

"Wow, commuting must really suck!"

"I take public transportation to work. That way I get at least one angry confrontation under my belt before I even get to the office."

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

'You are being watched'

'What sort of monster would turf an old lady from her seat?'

Please Keep Boots of Mobile Phone Users

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"The bad news is, you're on a through train to Hell. On the plus side, this service is run by Southeastern, so we'll probably never get there."

God, I hate riding the bus. Sometimes I wish that a limo would pick me up instead. Then I lower my standards and wish for an Uber car. Then it's a cab. I now realize I'd settle for a bicycle. Bus.

'Hey, kid! Watch the secondhand bubbles!!'

Protest at public transport inefficiency "Well folks, it looks like the train's been delayed"

'I can't hear you - let's repeat the last ten minutes of our extremely irritating conversation'

'The devil chose his trains for his work today.'

Short boy on the tube holds onto a ladies ponytail for support.

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Doubledecker bus stop

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

HS2

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Bus Stop

We're barely gonna make it!

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."