Public Transport Survivalist Gifts

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

HS2

Doubledecker bus stop

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Bus Stop

We're barely gonna make it!

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

"I took the road less travelled..."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"He misses his commute ."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"You love gloating, don't you?"

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'

Number 9 Bus.