Public Transport Survivalist Gifts

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Doubledecker bus stop

HS2

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

We're barely gonna make it!

Bus Stop

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"I took the road less travelled..."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

"He misses his commute ."

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"You love gloating, don't you?"

Number 9 Bus.

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'