I wish I never had to ride on another bus for as long as I live. Is there a Greek God of cabs I can pray to? I think his name is "Hackus." Bus.
Public Transport Survivors Gifts
Looking for a gift for the public transport survivor in your life? Whether they navigate trains, buses, or subways daily, our fun and witty products capture their experience with humor and charm, making their commute a little brighter. From mugs to prints, find witty ways to honor their resilience and love for the ride.
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
Packed like sardines
Is Driving Doomed?
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
The last Passenger Pigeon
I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -
Cinderella waits at bus stop.
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Latest Railway Marvel.
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
HS2
Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)
"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.
Bus Stop
We're barely gonna make it!
'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'
"I took the road less travelled..."
"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."
'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'
Wearing Gloves on Public Transport
Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses
The Bus Stop.
'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'
"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"
"He misses his commute ."
Man on tube using dreadlock as support.
"Hard day at the train station dear?"
'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'
"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."
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