Public Transport Veteran Gifts

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Packed like sardines

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Bus for Giraffes.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Do you mind?"

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

"I took the road less travelled..."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'Tickets, please.'

This is the age of the train

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

A bendy-cow.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"It'll have to come down."

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Spiro & Pusho and the skeleton at the bus station.

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

End Of The Line