Public Transport Professionals Gifts

'Never mind the rail fare increase. I had to sell my Rolex to buy a meat and potato pie!'

Packed like sardines

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Do you mind?"

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Planned service changes

"I took the road less travelled..."

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'Tickets, please.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

This is the age of the train

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

A bendy-cow.

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

Solar Storm Expected!

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

"Except moles, madam."

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Successful Homing Pigeon.

"It'll have to come down."

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors