Public Transport Professionals Pillows

'Never mind the rail fare increase. I had to sell my Rolex to buy a meat and potato pie!'

Packed like sardines

Jungle Taxi

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

"I took the road less travelled..."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

Planned service changes

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A Train Conductor.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Solar Storm Expected!

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

This is the age of the train

'Tickets, please.'

A bendy-cow.

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

"It'll have to come down."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Except moles, madam."

Successful Homing Pigeon.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"