Public Transport Professional Pillows

'He used to be a train driver.'

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

Using a voodoo website.

Packed like sardines

Planned service changes

Subway Thrillers

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Bus for Giraffes.

"Do you mind?"

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

Planned service changes

"I took the road less travelled..."

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Solar Storm Expected!

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Tickets, please.'

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

A bendy-cow.

This is the age of the train

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'