Public Transport Official Pillows

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

Anti-Fraud Drive.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Waiting for Godot. . . Updated HS2 Route

Packed like sardines

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Bus for Giraffes.

"Do you mind?"

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Attention: Speed Troughs

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"I took the road less travelled..."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'That is the bike lane...'

Solar Storm Expected!

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

A bendy-cow.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

This is the age of the train

'Tickets, please.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Spiro & Pusho and the skeleton at the bus station.

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'