Public Transport Official Gifts

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

Anti-Fraud Drive.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Waiting for Godot. . . Updated HS2 Route

Packed like sardines

Jungle Taxi

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Bus for Giraffes.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

Getting Closer

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Solar Storm Expected!

'Tickets, please.'

This is the age of the train

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'That is the bike lane...'

A bendy-cow.

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'I don't like this. . .'