Transportation Official Gifts

Bumps in the road.

Transport Policy - no curbing of car use.

Warning - This vehicle frequently cuts people off/up. " My please yield sign wasn't working."

Redacted Street Signs

"This is terrible!"

'That is the bike lane...'

'We'll have to build more superhighways...'

'Bloody government giving in to road lobby again...'

'My adopted highway is running all around the country searching for its birth parents.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

No jay walking.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.