Transportation Official T-Shirts

Bumps in the road.

Transport Policy - no curbing of car use.

Warning - This vehicle frequently cuts people off/up. " My please yield sign wasn't working."

First They Came for the Census Bureau

Redacted Street Signs

"This is terrible!"

'That is the bike lane...'

'We'll have to build more superhighways...'

'Bloody government giving in to road lobby again...'

'My adopted highway is running all around the country searching for its birth parents.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.