Public Transport Officials Gifts

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Solar Storm Expected!

London underground talks continued

Packed like sardines

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"Do you mind?"

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"I took the road less travelled..."

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

Planned service changes

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Tickets, please.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

A bendy-cow.

'That is the bike lane...'

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

This is the age of the train

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Spiro & Pusho and the skeleton at the bus station.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."