Public Transport Officials Mugs

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Solar Storm Expected!

London underground talks continued

Packed like sardines

Jungle Taxi

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Do you mind?"

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"I took the road less travelled..."

Planned service changes

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'That is the bike lane...'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

A bendy-cow.

This is the age of the train

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'Tickets, please.'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'I don't like this. . .'

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'