Public Transport Professional Gifts

'He used to be a train driver.'

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

Using a voodoo website.

Packed like sardines

Planned service changes

Jungle Taxi

Subway Thrillers

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"I took the road less travelled..."

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

SF NO

Planned service changes

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

A bendy-cow.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Tickets, please.'

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"