Transport Professional Gifts

My first fall in life

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'I found another pothole.'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

Bus Stop

Taxi

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

How do fish get to work?

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Hackney-Coach Stands

Tunnel Mural

What Holds the Subway Together?

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'Acquiring Satellite.'

The Bus Stop.

Trucker's tan.