Transport Engineer Gifts

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

A Prophetic View of the Subterranean Railways

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"It's a hybrid!"

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

A series of Exit signs.

Traffic calming ahead.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

HS2 time bomb...

S**t Creek Halt

L.A. Transfer

Attention: Speed Troughs

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

The Train to Nowhere

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Speed Bumps.