Transport Engineer Pillows

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

A Prophetic View of the Subterranean Railways

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"It's a hybrid!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

A series of Exit signs.

Traffic calming ahead.

HS2 time bomb...

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Attention: Speed Troughs

S**t Creek Halt

Speed Bumps.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'