Traffic Engineer Pillows

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Safety zone ends, resume driving like idiots.'

An Accident Waiting To Happen.

Heading in the right direction.

At fork in road, cars merge into one.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"It will be your job to create major delays."

A more effective warning sign."

Speed Bumps.

Traffic Lights Medicine

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Math Equation Speed Limit.

Right lane becomes left lane 100 ft.

Joke traffic signs.

Cartoon City...

Expect Delays

Turning with mathematical precision.

Push this button if you need to feel like your doing something.

The March of Progress; Unbroken land, dirt track, paved road, sleeping policemen, sleeping policeforce, simulated unbroken land.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Giant bike rides over cars.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Where have you been? It's been stuck on don't walk for the last three days!'

A series of Exit signs.

'I find this new road layout a little confusing.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

What Deer See/What Drivers See -Traffic Signs.

Swerving Suggestion

If you, can read this, then it's too, late

Road Construction Blues.

Warning! Left lane reserved for compacts filled with clowns.

'Look, honey. It's one of those red light running cameras.'

Exit next left. No, my left.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Interactive Speed Bump