Traffic Engineer Gifts

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Safety zone ends, resume driving like idiots.'

An Accident Waiting To Happen.

Heading in the right direction.

At fork in road, cars merge into one.

"It will be your job to create major delays."

A more effective warning sign."

Speed Bumps.

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Traffic Lights Medicine

Math Equation Speed Limit.

Right lane becomes left lane 100 ft.

Joke traffic signs.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Expect Delays

Cartoon City...

Push this button if you need to feel like your doing something.

Swerving Suggestion

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

If you, can read this, then it's too, late

The March of Progress; Unbroken land, dirt track, paved road, sleeping policemen, sleeping policeforce, simulated unbroken land.

'I find this new road layout a little confusing.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

What Deer See/What Drivers See -Traffic Signs.

Giant bike rides over cars.

'Where have you been? It's been stuck on don't walk for the last three days!'

A series of Exit signs.

Road Construction Blues.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Heavy Fog. Signs in Braille For Next Mile.

Warning: road blocked by a mirror that is giving the illusion of an unobstructed road

Exit next left. No, my left.

"Red. . . Amber. . . Green. . ."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative".