Traffic Worker Gifts

Road Sign Taking a Break.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

One way only.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

The Forever Stamp

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'