Traffic Wardens Gifts

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

One way only.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Family traits.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

The Forever Stamp

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'