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"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

The Forever Stamp

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Family traits.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."