Traffic Department Worker T-Shirts

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

The Forever Stamp

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."