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'Coo, ta, nothing! Hand it back at once!'

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Family traits.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Man with Stop Signs.

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

Meter Maid

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Santa vs traffic warden...