Traffic Warden Enthusiast Prints

'Coo, ta, nothing! Hand it back at once!'

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Family traits.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

The Forever Stamp

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Man with Stop Signs.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

Santa vs traffic warden...

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.