Traffic Cop Aficionado Prints

"I'm gonna need some ID."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Family traits.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Driving without a flag?'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Grim reaper ambulance

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."