Traffic Ticket Aficionado Prints

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'It's a slow trap.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Lawyer Xing

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

'I can never talk my way out of a ticket. You try.'

"I'm gonna need some ID."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Snail Crossing.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'And he wants to be a road block!'