Traffic Ticket Tales Prints

'Say, aren't you the cop who gave me a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 mile per hour zone?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Screw Driver.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Couple gets married and then gets stuck in traffic for so long that they have a baby before they get home.

'Small car being chased by huge truck.'

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

'I can never talk my way out of a ticket. You try.'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Learner snail in front

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'