Traffic Ticket Tales Gifts

'Say, aren't you the cop who gave me a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 mile per hour zone?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

Learner snail in front

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Couple gets married and then gets stuck in traffic for so long that they have a baby before they get home.

'I can never talk my way out of a ticket. You try.'

'Small car being chased by huge truck.'

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'