Traffic Antics Gifts

Jester taunts the traffic police.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'It's a slow trap.'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'