Traffic Antics T-Shirts

Jester taunts the traffic police.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'It's a slow trap.'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'