Traffic Ticket Survivor Gifts

'I can never talk my way out of a ticket. You try.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Screw Driver.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'