Traffic Ticket Survivor T-Shirts

'I can never talk my way out of a ticket. You try.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Heavy Traffic.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'