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"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Cupid paints Stop sign

Family traits.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'It's a slow trap.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'I can never talk my way out of a ticket. You try.'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Lawyer Xing

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

Snail Crossing.

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle