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'And these are the new proposed additional charges?'

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

Family traits.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Fast Food Restaurant

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'